The Fat Spencer's Gym

There was this man,
He was an actor.
Or should i say, he always takes the insignificant role.
He did not have the looks,
He did not have the charm,
He did not have the build,
He was just a trifling chap.
However, he endeavours to be better.
For dozens of movie productions,
All he was assigned for the role of a third party.
He did not take it to heart.
He did not lament or utter a single word of annoyance.
Then one day, a chance descended upon him.
He was called in for the lead actor role.
He did not rejoice.
He did not despair.
The role was configured to be a figure devastated by love.
The role depicts a teenager,
Shattered by dreams and thwarted by life,
Forsaken by hopes and dejected by love.
Someone who pursued his love one for eleven years,
Someone who believed in waiting.
Someone who set store on the fact that perhaps he will succeed,
No matter how trivial the chances are.

The show was a success.
The man's acting earned recognition.
When a reporter interviewed him,
He simply replied,
[That role is simple catered for me.
I just reflected what happened in my life.
I have waited for someone for years,
but she's married.
I wish she will be blissed.
And she will always be in my heart.
Always.
I will be waiting,
till eternity summons my life,
till my breath has ceased.
But my heart will continue to pound,
at least for her.
I promise...]

I have been imperious, pompous, nettling or vexing,
Just forgive me.
Door are bolted.
Just shut me in and let me fcuk my world.
I did not anticipate much in life,
Just let me have that piece of pie.

I hate myself.
I really hate myself.
I really really hate myself.
No matter who many hates would that be,
the hatred will engulfed me right to the ashes.

Perhaps this world is full of doldrums and dumps,
I just keep with the pace and live with it.

I just hate myself.
I really do.

Aint about movies.
Aint about shitty pee.
I'm just a hustler, i'm a whore, a fcuking devastated one. Do me, get me laid.
Sorry, men just love to vent their frustration.

Soon, I'm gonna stomp off the ground, with my weak aegis against strong offensive aggression.
Beyond my battlements.
My aegis rusted, and the downing of depressant beer aggravated it.
Darn.
Never mind, with the victory flames engulfing me, I will slap their titties with no mercy.
Who are those wretched faggots?
Oh, combined poly...
Remember, I crap with no saliva.

Anyway my niggas and homos out dere, have a share of my screwed top hits.
1. Murphy Lee - Stomp
2. Nelly - Fly Away
3. Akon ft. Blewz - So Fly
4. Baby ft Lil Wayne - Get Your Shine On
5. C-Murder - Locked Up
6. Nelly - Errtime
7. C-Murder - Back Up
8. Mike Jones - Back Then
9. D12 - My Balls
10. Fat Joe ft Nelly - Get It Poppin
11. Taylor Made ft Nelly - Datz On My Mama
12. J-Kwon ft Petey Pablo - Get XXX'd
13. Lil Wayne - Shorty Bounce
14. T.I. - Bounce Like This
15. Chamillionaire ft David Banner - Talkin That Talk
16. Trillville - Infultrate
17. Xzibit - Criminal Set
18. 216 - You Should Know
19. Oowee ft Snoop Dogg - Why Cry
20. Lil Wyte - I Sho Will
21. W.C. ft Nelly - Whip Yo Ass
22. B.G. ft Homebwoi- Where Da At Remix
23. Master P ft Silk - Get The Party Crackin
24. Romey Rome ft 8Ball - In Da Club
25. Tweet ft 50 cents - Turn Off Da Lights Remix

Enfolding my arms around you,
I pulled the trigger.
The stars faded,
The moon evanesced,
But the image of you is still embalmed in my mind.
Sitting on the pivot of life,
Reaching out to the crestfallen sky,
I pulled the trigger again.

All I have to say, I'm sorry.
I killed two bunnies.

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The Blissed Weds 

A romantic comedy about romantic obstacles, the movie takes a fresh, sophisticated and entirely modern look at falling in love. Melvin Teo and ***** star as a pair of dynamic, diametrically opposed teenagers --Cheeky and ***** -- whose initial fateful meeting sets off sparks…then seems to go nowhere. Over the next six months, they continue to meet. But is their relationship simply a good friendship? Is it destined to be yet another romantic disaster? Or is what they have between them something a lot like love?

Iraqi director Daowee -- whose debut films “Saving Saddam Hussein” and “Taliban Girls” became sleeper hits -- brings to life the screenplay written by Nelsonn, an Iran-based actor/playwright. The result is a unique twist on the romantic comedy, unfolding in an era of uncertainty and mobility that keeps young lovers questioning their every move.

It all begins as a young man and woman meet on their third day of school. Cheeky (Melvin) is a college student with an airtight timeline for attaining his dreams of both rugby success and finding true love. ***** (*****) is a bold, free spirit drawn to spontaneity and wild extremes. Two different choices, two incompatible views on life. They may have hooked up for a brief moment, but Cheeky and ***** seems clear that they may not belong together. Or do they?

Though they both move on, Cheeky and ***** nevertheless can’t quite seem to completely let go. As the two bump into each other, month after month, in classes after classes, through changing ccas and different relationships, there always seems to be plenty keeping them apart. And yet, there’s also something utterly inexplicable pulling them together. There’s something about the way they laugh together, the way they can talk to each other, the way they always seem to be there for one another when things are falling apart. So what keeps getting in the way of what could be romantic destiny?

As Cheeky and ***** set off on their own individual paths, a lot like love moves across Fish & Co, McDonalds and canteen -- and down the hilariously meandering road of modern love.

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