The Fat Spencer's Gym

Qn: How old are you?
Ans: 18, can go jail.
Qn: What hobbies do you have?
Ans: Day-dreaming.
Qn: Do you like males or females?
Ans: Wad the fcuk.
Qn: Which actress do you fancy or hav a liking for?
Ans: None. I dont watch the goddamn tv.
Qn: How many ex do you have?
Ans: None.
Qn: How many girls have you kissed?
Ans: None.
Qn: Will you forsake your life for your dear one?
Ans: Yea... See who lo.
Qn: Are you attached?
Ans: No.
Qn: How many kids do you plan to have in the future?
Ans: The more the merrier.
Qn: What kind of girls do you fancy?
Ans: Charming ones?
Qn: Will you consider looks as the first priority?
Ans: No.
Qn: Have you ever cried over someone you fancy?
Ans: I... forgot...
Qn: Do you consider to be favoured by girls?
Ans: No. Why all the questions so fcuked up.
Qn: Do you take brotherhood or love in higher regards?
Ans: Anything. Your questions are so fcuked up.
Qn: Do you plan to get married?
Ans: How I know?
Qn: Does the matters of the heart troubles you much of the time?
Ans: Erm... No comments.
Qn: What's the most important factor you see in a girl?
Ans: The bonding.
Qn: What's the R&B song that can represent your heart?
Ans: Lloyd's Southside.
Qn: What's the Rock song that can represent your heart?
Ans: Blink 182's I Miss You.
Qn: What's the Country song that can represent your heart?
Ans: Keith Urban's Love Somebody Like You.
Qn: Do you consider yourself a playa?
Ans: I dont have the qualities.
Qn: Do you believe in fate?
Ans: Certainly.
Qn: Will you be faithful to someone you love?
Ans: I will... Certainly will.
Qn: Do you believe that you have already meet that someone in your life?
Ans: Yeah...
Qn: Is your heart fragile?
Ans: Duh.
Qn: Finally, are you happy now?
Ans: No.