The Fat Spencer's Gym

Thank you all.
Finally an age of sniffling glue, feeding weed, yankin' braids.
More cigarettes, alcohols to come.
Like thanksgiving day, acknowledgements have to be made.
Thank you sluts, for nourishing me with cheap alcohols.
Thank you four exquisite, alluring, prepossessing, ravishing ladies, 'boulder' shall fend baddies off for u all!
Thank you the rugby team, all the rucks and sidesteps were not in vain after all.
Thank you zabos, for the good times we had.
Thank you all for poling me... well... maybe not.
Thank you all for the spamming of messages, but valerie scolded me horrendous naughty boy lo, aint she one too. Lotsa quaint numbers. Wow.

18 indicates the birth of manhood, but death of childhood.
Well...