Thursday, June 02, 2005
Big Boys Talk
A reenactment of the congregation of faggots.
Erm, wait. It comprises of... ...
Dao Bradwarden the Centaur Warchief.
Nelsonn Purist Thunderwarth the Omniknight.
Txy Rikimaru The Stealth Assassin.
Niggawuh Pudge the Butcher.
Centaur: Hey, Omniknight, hows ur Traxex the Drow Ranger?
Pudge: Haha, must be in your house, awaiting for you to pounce on her.
Rikimaru: Boss sia...
Omniknight: Fcuk you guys, she is in HER home.
Centaur, Pudge, Rikimaru guffawed with Centaur's belly shaking pit-a-pat.
Omniknight: Hey Centaur, i tell you, Crixalis the Sand King is really a cheehong kia.
Centaur (flabbergasted): Why? He stole ur sword or something?
Omniknight: Nah, he is a bastard. I stil remember when we all were students under Kardel Sharpeye the Dwarven Sniper, and seriously i need to kiss his ass, and chop off his wee-wee.
Pudge: Haha, wad in the hell did he do? Rape Traxex?
Omniknight: Fcuk you, Pudge. You look horrendious enough, and shut your god-damn mouth.
Pudge brandished his fat middle finger at Omniknight, and there were some sticky yellow stains on it.
Omniknight: As I were saying, we really need to prick Crixalis's peehole.
Centaur: Oh my god, you're WICKED SICK. but i like it.
Omniknight: I mean he is really flamboyant without any flair, and seriously, he got sand in his vagina.
Centaur cackled and rolled onto the floor, gasping for breath.
Rikimaru: Who the hell is he anyway?
Omniknight: Some baseborn brat, fiends after my 13 years old.
Pudge: So Rikimaru, hows your girl?
Centaur: Whoo, u mean Rylai Crestfall the Crystal Maiden?
Rikimaru: We went to peaks of humanity happiness.
Omniknight: Huh?
Rikimaru: Big Bang.
Centaur: Oh...
Omniknight: Was it appeasing? Or a torture?
Rikimaru: Well, she begged for forgiveness.
Pudge: You ate viagra?
Rikimaru: Nah, I bought Mask of Madness...
Centaur: Where's Ahmad Rooftrellen the Treant Protector?
Pudge: He is in some camp or shit.
Rikimaru: Boss sia...
Omniknight: Fcuk him la, he is always obsessed with female trees.
Centaur: I thought he is impotent?
Pudge: He snap his wee-wee?
Centaur: Nah, his dad, Lucifer the Doom Bringer sexually abused him.
Omniknight: Woah, that's new.
Rikimaru: Isnt he repeating his studies?
Pudge: Yea... obviously...
Rikimaru: Haha.
Fcuk... why in the hellhole am i holding forth the topic of dota?
Erm, wait. It comprises of... ...
Dao Bradwarden the Centaur Warchief.
Nelsonn Purist Thunderwarth the Omniknight.
Txy Rikimaru The Stealth Assassin.
Niggawuh Pudge the Butcher.
Centaur: Hey, Omniknight, hows ur Traxex the Drow Ranger?
Pudge: Haha, must be in your house, awaiting for you to pounce on her.
Rikimaru: Boss sia...
Omniknight: Fcuk you guys, she is in HER home.
Centaur, Pudge, Rikimaru guffawed with Centaur's belly shaking pit-a-pat.
Omniknight: Hey Centaur, i tell you, Crixalis the Sand King is really a cheehong kia.
Centaur (flabbergasted): Why? He stole ur sword or something?
Omniknight: Nah, he is a bastard. I stil remember when we all were students under Kardel Sharpeye the Dwarven Sniper, and seriously i need to kiss his ass, and chop off his wee-wee.
Pudge: Haha, wad in the hell did he do? Rape Traxex?
Omniknight: Fcuk you, Pudge. You look horrendious enough, and shut your god-damn mouth.
Pudge brandished his fat middle finger at Omniknight, and there were some sticky yellow stains on it.
Omniknight: As I were saying, we really need to prick Crixalis's peehole.
Centaur: Oh my god, you're WICKED SICK. but i like it.
Omniknight: I mean he is really flamboyant without any flair, and seriously, he got sand in his vagina.
Centaur cackled and rolled onto the floor, gasping for breath.
Rikimaru: Who the hell is he anyway?
Omniknight: Some baseborn brat, fiends after my 13 years old.
Pudge: So Rikimaru, hows your girl?
Centaur: Whoo, u mean Rylai Crestfall the Crystal Maiden?
Rikimaru: We went to peaks of humanity happiness.
Omniknight: Huh?
Rikimaru: Big Bang.
Centaur: Oh...
Omniknight: Was it appeasing? Or a torture?
Rikimaru: Well, she begged for forgiveness.
Pudge: You ate viagra?
Rikimaru: Nah, I bought Mask of Madness...
Centaur: Where's Ahmad Rooftrellen the Treant Protector?
Pudge: He is in some camp or shit.
Rikimaru: Boss sia...
Omniknight: Fcuk him la, he is always obsessed with female trees.
Centaur: I thought he is impotent?
Pudge: He snap his wee-wee?
Centaur: Nah, his dad, Lucifer the Doom Bringer sexually abused him.
Omniknight: Woah, that's new.
Rikimaru: Isnt he repeating his studies?
Pudge: Yea... obviously...
Rikimaru: Haha.
Fcuk... why in the hellhole am i holding forth the topic of dota?
# posted by Dao @ 12:09 AM 
