The Fat Spencer's Gym

You've invigorated me.
You've revitalised me.
Like a stubby of Carlsberg, small but adequate and satisfying.
From flaming rows to juicy gossips,
a confidant that never enfeebles but only strengthens me.
We colluded one another to prank Lee Dehai.
We rose above despite all difficulties.

Darn sia, this sounds so obsessed with homosexuality.
But who cares, the sovereignity of brotherhood lies above all.
Happy bdae Nelsonn.
May you practise monogamy in the future.

*You now owe a birthdae present.