Saturday, February 05, 2005
The Putz's Woes
Topic of the day:
Is Dao the lil bast a man or a boy?
Let me count the ways that portray me as a boy:
1. Sexy, voluptuous ladies often appear in my dreams, regardless in the day or the night.
2. I consume milk daily as if they taste like plain water.
3. I secrete my alcoholic refreshments in the hidden corners of my room, and they do not comprise of hard liquour or wine, just b-e-e-r.
4. I still take a peep at the tranvestite prostitutes around my neighbourhood, although i know their voices will turn me off straight away.
Man?
1. I take on men on the pitch regardless their age, nationality, race or language, i just wanna kick their asses and splinter their gene pool between their legs.
2. I have the fitness of a centenarian who still go to geylang every night.
3. I don't have the need to jerk off in my bedroom with doors locked anymore.
4. I believe i am a man.
So mates, reply me with an answer.
But please, dun respond with animadversions like i am homo.
Mark, that applies to you.
Is Dao the lil bast a man or a boy?
Let me count the ways that portray me as a boy:
1. Sexy, voluptuous ladies often appear in my dreams, regardless in the day or the night.
2. I consume milk daily as if they taste like plain water.
3. I secrete my alcoholic refreshments in the hidden corners of my room, and they do not comprise of hard liquour or wine, just b-e-e-r.
4. I still take a peep at the tranvestite prostitutes around my neighbourhood, although i know their voices will turn me off straight away.
Man?
1. I take on men on the pitch regardless their age, nationality, race or language, i just wanna kick their asses and splinter their gene pool between their legs.
2. I have the fitness of a centenarian who still go to geylang every night.
3. I don't have the need to jerk off in my bedroom with doors locked anymore.
4. I believe i am a man.
So mates, reply me with an answer.
But please, dun respond with animadversions like i am homo.
Mark, that applies to you.
# posted by Dao @ 6:42 PM 
